YAOI

LOL it's true.

Sun, 08 Jun 2008 20:39:06 GMT

What philosophy do you follow? (v1.03)
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You scored as Divine Command

Your life is directed by Divine Command: Your god and religion give you meaning and direction.

“Know therefore that the LORD thy God, he is God, the faithful God, which keepeth covenant and mercy with them that love him and keep his commandments to a thousand generations.”
--King James Version of the Bible

“Even as a tree has a single trunk but many branches and leaves, there is one religion--human religion--but any number of faiths.”
--Mahatma Gandhi

More info at Arocoun's Wikipedia User Page...

Divine Command

80%

Utilitarianism

70%

Hedonism

70%

Existentialism

65%

Justice (Fairness)

55%

Apathy

45%

Kantianism

45%

Strong Egoism

25%

Nihilism

Kankuro FTW!!

Thu, 13 Mar 2008 19:56:54 GMT

You are the funny, protective, and dependable one of the village of the sand. You are defensive when it comes to your family and wont let anyone hurt them. You are reliable and will go to anyones aid if they are in trouble. You are very funny and like to laugh but you can be serious if you have to. You are always open to making new friends and love the attention since youre so sociable. But if someone does anything to offend or degrade you or anyone close to you, youre not going to let it go so easily. You dont like to fight when its not necessary and would rather befriend than battle. But you hide yourself in a long black jumpsuit and makeup but that may just be a part of your unique style. You are the supportive and friendly ninja of the village of the sand. ^-^

Lol!

Wed, 12 Mar 2008 11:54:15 GMT

The Rules
1. Open your media library (iTunes, Winamp, Media Player, iPod, etc)
2. Put it on shuffle
3. Press play
4. For every question, type the song that's playing
5. When you go to a new question, press the next button
6. Don't lie and try to pretend you’re cool ...
MOVIE OF LIFE

Opening Credits: Bye Bye Love - Simon and Garfunkel

Waking Up: Relax (Take It Easy) - Mika

Monday: Do or Die - Papa Roach

Fight Song: Rock Lobster - the B-52s

Breaking Up: Runaway - Linkin Park

Prom: I Saw Three Ships Come Sailing In - The Chieftains

Life: Galvanise (feat Q-Tip) - The Chemical Brothers

Mental Breakdown: Believe Me Natalie - The Killers

Driving: Red Rubber Ball - Simon & Garfunkel

Flashback: Crawling - Linkin Park

Getting back together: Wouldn’t it be Nice - Beach Boys

The Wedding: November Has Come - Gorillaz

Sex: Scars - Papa Roach

Birth Of Child: Mr Tambourine Man - Bob Dylan

Final Battle: Scarborough Fair - Simon & Garfunkel

Death Scene: Anji - S&G

Funeral Song: Love Blind - Jamiroquai

Final Credits: Good Vibrations - Beach Boys
QUICK QUIZ

How are you today?: Girls get the Bass in the Back - No Doubt
If you could have anything, what would it be?: Stand - REM

What do you really hate?: Cheating on You -Franz Ferdinand

What’s the weather like?: With a little Help From My Friends - The Beatles

FINISH THE SENTENCE

Today I’m: Brown Eyed Girl - Van Morrison

I like being: Gimme Gimme Gimme - ABBA

Right now I’m: Feel Good Inc. - Gorillaz

My marriage is gonna be: Longsight M13 - Ian Brown

I really want: Flowers never bend with the Rain - S&G

The thing about me is: I Do I Do I Do I Do I Do - ABBA

Paris Hilton is: Shake Break Bounce - The Chemical Brothers

Animals make me: Why Don’t You Write Me? - S&G

Right now I: The Scientist - Coldplay

The best thing about marriage is: All Alone - Gorillaz

Love is: The Avenue Q Theme! - AQ.

You are: Mamma Mia! - ABBA

I should be: Nobody’s Listening - Linkin Park

Look: All the Small Things - Blink-182

Why: Love is only a Feeling - The Darkness

WTF?

Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:23:42 GMT

How? HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?

I have lost count of the amount of times i have read this today in my porn-trawling:

''his sobbing erection..''

How the hell does an erection sob? It sounds so goddamn stupid! Every time i see it i just want to scream.....

Can anybody point me towards some good Kakairu - Irukaka/ ZADR?

I neeed it.....I'm beginning to get withdrawal symptoms...

*shiver*

help.

Lol Yaoi

Sun, 17 Feb 2008 15:52:59 GMT


yaoi is love
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I think that its funny 'cos i never even typed anything about Yaoi.

Wait. This means that-- Yes.

The internet is reading my mind....

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 17:05:37 GMT

and this appears inside the cut

Ripped! Copyninja Kathleen Strikes Once More!

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 16:50:29 GMT

ANOREXIA
[] you have dry skin
[] you eat 1 meal
[] you're very weak
[] you hate yourself
[] you starve yourself
[x] you have low self esteem
[] you use laxatives
[x] you need to be more skinny
[x] people always say you're skinny, but you think you're fat
[] people think you are too skinny
Total: 3/10

ADHD (ATTENTION DEFICIT/HYPERACTIVITY DISORDER)
[x] your mind is all over the place
[] you are hyper most of the time
[x] you barely pay attention to anything
[x] you can't cooperate well
[] you talk all the time
[] you need attention 24/7
Total: 3/6

BIPOLAR DISORDER
[x] you can act wild at times then the next day you are depressed.
[x] you are very irritable
[x] you are anti social
[] you have very high self esteem sometimes
[x] you are abusing alcohol, drugs, or sex
[] you have thought of/attempted suicide
Total: 4/6

BULIMIA NERVOSA
[] you throw up all of your food.
[] you throw it up even when you don't feel sick.
[x] you have no control over how you eat.
[] you use laxatives.
[] you have overly exercised to where you almost fainted/passed out.
[x] you always say you are fat, when you aren't.
[] people think you a way too skinny
Total: 2/7

CONDUCT DISORDER
[] you are a bully.
[x] you threaten other people.
[] you often find yourself in fights.
[x] you have used a weapon that could cause injury to others.
[] you are cruel to humans and/or animals.
[] you have raped/molested someone.
[x] you destroy property on purpose
[x] you always lie.
[x] you stay out all night.
[x] you have ran away from home.
Total: 6/10

DEPRESSION
[] You are always sad
[x] You find no hope in your future
[x] You find no longer excitement over the activities you use to love.
[x] You always find yourself in bed/around the house all day
[x] You have low self esteem
[x] Everything bad happens is always your fault
[] you always seem to be weak or have physical features hurt.
[x] You are failing school
[] You have thought of/attempted suicide
[x] you have ran away from home
[] Hope is no longer there for you
Total:7/11

OCD (OBSESSIVE COMPULSIVE DISORDER)
[] You have daily rituals
[x] you have disturbing thoughts or thoughts you hate.
[] you have to do a certain thing until it feels right.
[] you have to keep things in a certain order.
[] you have harmed yourself.
[] you are afraid you will get a std, aids, or any kind of germs.
[x] you have to check some stuff over again
Total: 2/7

PTSD (POST-TRAUMATIC STRESS DISORDER)
[] you repeatedly have flashbacks of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[] you repeatedly have dreams of horrible moments/memories in your life.
[] you sometimes think the event will happen again.
[x] you can be/are anti-social.
[x] you have lost interest in the things you used to love.
[x] You have not had a lot of sleep lately
[] you worry about dying at a early age or dying at all.
[x] you can have angry outbursts.
[x] You act younger than your age
Total: 5/9

SCHIZOPHRENIA
[x] you often have hallucinations
[x] you have strange, unusual dreams or thoughts.
[x] you can be confused about reality and fantasy.
[x] you think people are always staring or talking about you.
[x] you have extreme anxiety or fearfulness.
[x] you have difficulty with relationships with family, friends, and opposite sex.
[x] you do not take care of your hygiene like you should.
[x] you are very shy.
[x] you often talk to yourself.
Total: 9/9

Schizoprhrenia, anyone? I invite you to look at the first journal entry i put here..
yeah.
i knew i was.

Really need to start using this properly.

Tue, 12 Feb 2008 15:33:06 GMT

I really really need somewhere to vent, and here is as good as anywhere, 'cos nobody is gonna read this shit.

Soo..

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRHGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

What is the point? Where has all of my wonderful dedication gone? Did I even have any in the first place? I never finish anything, ever.

EVAR EVAR EVAR.

I am so angry with myself it is not true.

this homework is FUCKING IMPORTANT and i am just BLOWING IT OFF in favour of doing unimportant shit ()like writing in my oh-so-neglected journal).

WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME? WHY CAN'T I CONCENTRATE ON IMPORTANT THINGS? NOOOOOEEESSS!!!
*STABstabSTAB*

*sigh*

i'm done.

need to go to talk to Sarah (zorrotailsy)cos she knows how to link stuff, which means that in the future i'll be able to hide shit like this from the unwashed masses who obvs come to view my journal.

also i can angst with her over the general CRAPNESS OF LIFE.
so lol at my wannabemo rant and go back to what you were already doing, cos nothing interesting is going on here.

I don't really know what this means

Sat, 20 Oct 2007 20:50:56 GMT

Your Score: Dionysus33% Extroversion, 46% Intuition, 100% Emotiveness, 90% Perceptiveness

Although deeply emotional, you are extremely lacking in self-knowledge. You are somewhat needy, and when bored, may become very hedonistic. Your life is a quest for meaning, above all else. You are most like Dionysus. You are primarily interested in serving others, but your efforts are almost always unappreciated. You aren't confrontational, you're often out of tune with your own needs and unaware of the consequences of your own actions.

You are, at heart, a good person. You are very affectionate, and you are very loyal to your friends and family. You are very reluctant to burden others with your own problems, to the point that this in itself can become a problem for the people who care about you. This is a particular of a more general problem. Dionysus sends wave of ruin throughout his personal life. He is the photographer who seduces his subjects. He is the teacher who seduces a student. He is the art student who paints nonrepresentational splashes of color, he is the poet who rejects meter and content. You seek sexual partners more than anything else (this is to exploit the nurturing side of others to help fill your own void). If not sexual partners, this desire to become the object of sympathy with other people can manifest itself in other destructive ways. Stinkfist by Tool explains your condition pretty well. It's very likely that you haven't had many experienced mentors. You don't want them either, because you're the sort of person who rejects criticism and boundaries, but they're also your only hope for reaching any kind of emotional maturity.

Famous People Like You: John Lennon, Mick Jagger, Michael Jackson, Britney Spears, Marilyn Monroe, Hugh Hefner
I'd tell you to stay clear of Hermes, Icarus and Apollo, but you could probably learn something from them. You're least likely to hurt The Oracle, Atlas, Prometheus, and Daedalus, but Atlas and Daedalus won't like you very much.
Seek out: The Oracle, Prometheus

Yaay!

Sun, 16 Sep 2007 21:26:12 GMT

Flaming Uke
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One of the easiest uke to recognize by sight. Your flamboyantly gay behavior makes it easy for seme to prey upon you, and that is exactly what you want, and you usually have a few tricks up your sleeve as well. You most often have colored hair, designer clothes, and eyes that are constantly roaming, searching for the perfect partner for you. You are best paired with the Chibi Seme, as you don't mind what they look like, as long as they're a seme. Now you can get pins of your result here.

Why the hell did I sign up for this thing?

Sat, 07 Jul 2007 22:27:24 GMT

WTF? I don't think I've written anything in this since I got it! I do this with everything I sign up for. Do I ever visit my Pandora? No! Am I ever on MSN? No! What is WRONG with me? AARGH! I mean....it's just stupid. I sign on to these things, all shiny and new, and I never use them!

(btw, pic is Iruka-sensei from Naruto. He is the best character in it - he's the most believable. I can't remember who drew this but it sure as hell wasn't me. There's a signature on the pic but it's all curly-something else I can't do- and I can't read it..sorry.)

Wow, I finally got around to doing this.

Tue, 21 Nov 2006 18:15:38 GMT

Hello. I'm snakeandsword, and i sincerely hope that my parents never find this LJ. See, they think that I am vaguely normal, or at least teetering on the edge of normality. But I'm not. They think that I am interested in boys. And I am. Only I don't just like boys..

They are Catholic and, while they don't hate gay people they obviously don't approve of it either. And when I mentioned it to my best friend, she told me I'd "grow out of it." I am inordinately intrerested in gay men and women (in fanfic and real life) and my friends and family have no idea.

Oh, and I think I'm mildly schizophrenic. No, that is not a joke.

Also, I am far too young to know the things I know.

Sooo..welcome, one and all, to my life!